Deathy Bahama Lifeguard Hat
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Deathy Bahama Lifeguard Hat

Deathy Bahama Lifeguard Hat

$42.00
Deathy Bahama Lifeguard Hat
$42.00

The Story

You, yes you there reading this website: You have been chosen. This hat has been worn since time immemorial by those selfless enough to throw themselves between humanity and the merciless psycho killer that is water. Claim your Lifeguard Hat, take up the mantle, and defend your species against the deadliest stuff on earth.

This hat also makes a pretty cool nacho tray.

 

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Deathy Bahama Lifeguard Hat - Image 3

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Description

You, yes you there reading this website: You have been chosen. This hat has been worn since time immemorial by those selfless enough to throw themselves between humanity and the merciless psycho killer that is water. Claim your Lifeguard Hat, take up the mantle, and defend your species against the deadliest stuff on earth.

This hat also makes a pretty cool nacho tray.

 

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